Last night after watching the incredibly cheesy craphole only salvageable by moderately outstanding CGI movie know as Clash of the Titans, I was escorted back to my apartment by my date to fill our minds up with the intelligent humor that is Chris Rock’s stand-up. As I went to close the sliding glass door, I turned to say something witty and irresistibly charming to said date – only to slam it right on my pinkie finger.
What is it about cute boys that turns me from Diva to Dumbass?
Woke up this morning with a black nail and the knowledge I could actually feel the steady beating of my heart in my little finger. I spent the day wearing a lovely metal contraption. Look, RoboCorey!And seeing as I couldn’t really type today, I decided to ponder the uses of the pinkie finger. Not having it really made these things difficult for me today:
- As I said, typing. Guess I couldn't work too much today
- Doing dishes. Yeah, those are going to hang out in the sink tonight
- Folding laundry. I have other clothes, right?
- Driving a car. No really, it was hard
- Cleaning ANYTHING. I was really sad about that one.
However, in the midst of this tragic accident, I actually discovered some things you CAN do perfectly fine without a pinkie finger!
- Sitting around and lazily watching last week’s episodes of 24 and America’s Next Top Model
- Grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s (the metal splint garners sympathy and gets the guys there to do everything for you)
- Buying/pouring/sipping a delicious pinot noir
- Devouring a box of dark chocolate and almond cookie
- Taking stupid pictures of your bionic finger
- And of course, typing seeming to work out fine when it’s for your blog.
That sucks! Guess you'll go on a date with a man next time! Haha :P
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