A Day of Weird

This has been one of the weirdest days and it's not even over!  First, the guy I've been dating for a tiny bit, a guy I've talked to either via phone or text for the past two weeks, just up and disappears.  Poof!  No sign of him anywhere.  Then, a girl I've had beef with for over 8 months because she hated the fact I lived on the same planet as her decides to randomly write me a heart-felt apology email today via Facebook.  THEN, I find out they want me to wear tan slacks with the bright blue and gray shirt I'm forced to don at our tradeshow in New Orleans next week.

I know, tan pants with blue and gray?  Sick!!!!!!!!

No really, I normally can make sense of what the universe is trying to tell me, but today seems like one of those strange dreams I can't wake up from.  You know, the kind where you really have to go to the bathroom but every toilet is dirty in the public restroom you're in that just so happens to be in outskirts Kansas and Tyra Banks is there hogging up the vanity.

Or maybe that's just me. 

So here's how I handle my weird; I put out an APB out on the guy (meaning I monitor the news stations for any sudden accidents but for the most part chalk it up to he's not that into me), accept the apology from the chick (but question the intentions behind it in my response email) and maintain the position that I do not now, nor will I ever, own, a pair of tan slacks.  And if I did, they would never go with an electric blue shirt.  Because that's just weird.

Fingers crossed nothing else weird happens.....